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The Comet Pride

March 2016

March 23, 2016

Q: What do snakes take for their allergies?

A: Anti-hissss-tamines!

antihisssstamine

March 22, 2016

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?

A: A soccer match!

soccermatch

March 21, 2016

Q: How do you organize a space party?

A: You planet!

planet

March 18, 2016

Q: Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
A: She kept running away from the ball!

ball

March 17, 2016

Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: Hill-arious!

hillarious
March 16, 2016

Q: What did the termite say to the wooden chair?

A: Nice gnawing you!

gnawing

March 15, 2016

Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: I’m going out tonight

one

March 14, 2016

Q: What did the baker say to his girlfriend?

A: I knead you!

iknead

March 11, 2016

Q: How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

A: Eclipse it!

eclipse

March 10, 2016

Q: What do cows like to read?

A: Cattle-logs!

cattle-logs

March 9, 2016

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten tickles!

tentickles

March 8, 2016

Q: Why did the computer need curtains?

A: Because it had Windows!

windows

March 7, 2016

Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador!

labrakadabrador

March 4, 2016

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it!

boogie

March 3, 2016

Q: What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

A: For one you need tweetment, and for one you need oinkment!

flu

March 2, 2016

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?

A: Quit stalking me.

stalking

March 1, 2016

Q: What did one shoe say to the other shoe?

A: You’re my sole-mate!

sole

The student news site of Clayton High School
March 2016