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The Comet Pride

September 2015

September 30, 2015

Q: What time should you go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty!

toothhurty

September 28, 2015

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

A: You’re sharp!

sharp

 

 

September 27, 2015

Q: What do you call a bruised T-Rex?

A: A dino-sore!

dinosore

 

September 24, 2015

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A: You look a little flushed!

flushed

September 23, 2015

Q: What kind of bats hang from ropes?
A: Acrobats

acrobat

 

September 22, 2015

Q: What do you call a slow mail delivery person?

A: A snailman!

snailman

 

September 21, 2015

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

A: He had a great fall!

fall

 

September 18, 2015

Q: What do you call a slow sailor?

A: A snailor!

snailor

 

September 17, 2015

Q: What instrument belongs in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste!

tuba

 

September 16, 2015

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

A: I lava you!

lava

 

September 15, 2015

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: To get to the bottom!

bottom

 

September 14, 2015

Q: What did the blueberry say to the strawberry?

A: Wanna jam?

jam

 

September 11, 2015

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: It wasn’t peeling well!

peeling

 

September 10, 2015

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?

A: To get to the other slide!

slide

 

September 9, 2015

 

Q: How do chickens get so strong?

A: They egg-cersize!

eggcersize

 

September 8, 2015

Q: How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?

A: It’s full!

fullmoon

 

September 7, 2015

Q: Why was it called the Dark Ages?

A: There were so many knights!

knight

 

September 4, 2015

Q: Why did the pig hate the beach?

A: He was bacon in the heat!

bacon

 

September 3, 2015

Q: What do cats like to read?

A: The mewspaper!

 

mewspaper

 

 

September 2, 2015

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt!

nicebelt

 

September 1, 2015

Q: What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb?

A: Watt’s up?

wattsup

 

 

The student news site of Clayton High School
September 2015