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The Comet Pride

October 2015

October 30, 2015

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He had no body to go with!

nobody

October 29,  2015

Q: What do you call a hungry vampire?

A: Snackula!

snackula

October 28, 2015

Q: What do birds do on Halloween?

A: They go trick or tweeting!

trickortweet

October 27, 2015

Q: What kind of monster likes to play tricks on people?

A: Prank-enstein!

prankenstein

October 26, 2015

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts!

noguts

 

October 22, 2015

Q: Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

A: He’s a pain in the neck!

pain

October 21, 2015

Q: What’s a scarecrows favorite food?

A: Straw-berries!

strawberry

October 20, 2015

Q: What kind of witch is the tastiest?

A: A sandwich!

sandwich

October 19, 2015

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!

frostbite

October 16, 2015

Q: What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?

A: A plumpkin!

plumpkin

October 15, 2015

Q: What do witches get in hotels?

A: Broom service!

broomservice

October 13, 2015

Q: What kind of art do skeletons like?

A: Skullptures!

skullpture

October 12, 2015

Q: What do ghosts like to eat for desert?

A: Ice scream!

ice scream

October 9, 2015

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

A: You’re boo-tiful!

bootiful

October 8, 2015

Q: What did the bird say on halloween?

A: Trick or tweet!
tweet

October 7, 2015

Q:  Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Day-scare centers!

dayscare

October 6, 2015

Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

warp

October 5, 2015

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite food?

A: Boo-berries!

booberries

October 2, 2015

Q: Why aren’t teddy bears ever hungry?

A: They’re always stuffed!

stuffed

October 1, 2015

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

jalapeno

The student news site of Clayton High School
October 2015