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The Comet Pride

November 2015

November 30, 2015

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal

root

November 24, 2015

Q: What part of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

outside

November 23, 2015

Q: Where do bees go on vacation?

A: Stingapore!

stingapore

November 20, 2015

Q: What did one salad say to the other salad?

A: Lettuce be friends!

LETTUCE

November 19, 2015

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?

A: You crack me up!

CRACK

 

November 18, 2015

Q: Why do bears have hairy coats?

A: Fur protection!

furprotection

November 17, 2015

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me!

dinner

November 16, 2015

Q: Why did the fish have bad grades?

A: Because he was below C-level!

c-level

November 13, 2015

Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!

afoot

November 12, 2015

Q: What do bees like to chew?

A: Bumble gum!

bumblegum

November 10, 2015

Q: What did one leaf say to the other leaf?

A: I’m falling for you

falling

November 9, 2015

Q: What’s a dogs favorite dessert?

A: Pup-cakes!

pupcakes

November 6, 2015

Q: What do camels wear to protect themselves?

A: Camel-flage

camelflage

November 5, 2015

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?

A: Moo-dy!

moody

November 4, 2015

Q: Why did the burglar take a shower?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!

clean

November 3, 2015

Q: What did one bee say to the other bee?

A: I love plants!

iloveplants

November 2, 2015

Q: What do you call a baby cauliflower?

A: A crawl-iflower!

crawliflower

The student news site of Clayton High School
November 2015