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The Comet Pride

May 2015

May 29th, 2015

Q: What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?

A: A bald eagle!

bald eagle

 

May 28th, 2015

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a dirty mouth?

A: Bronto-swore-us!

brontosworeus

May 27th, 2015

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A: A pouch potato!

pouchpotat

May 26th, 2015

Q: Why do you call an elephant that doesn’t bathe?

A: A smellyphant!

smellyphant

May 22nd, 2015

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: Monkeys!

monkey
May 21st, 2015

Q: What’s a duck’s favorite food?

A: Quackers!

quackers

May 20th, 2015

Q: What’s green and sings?

A: Elvis parsley!

PARSLEY

May 19th, 2015

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?

A: With cabbage patches

patches

May 18th, 2015

Q: What do you call a yak fortune teller?

A: Zodi-yak!

zodiyak

May 15, 2015

Q: What do you call a clown in jail?

A: A silicon!

silicon

May 14, 2015

Q: What did one alpaca say to the other alpaca?

A: Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

alpaca

May 13, 2015

Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

A: A baboom!

baboom

May 12, 2015

Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

date

May 11th, 2015

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells!

smells

May 8th, 2015

Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?

A: Lemonade!

lemonade3

May 7th, 2015

Q: What kind of dog likes to take bubble baths?

A: A shampoodle!

shampoodle

May 6th, 2015

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

dressing

May 5th, 2015

Q: What do race horses eat?

A: Fast food!

fastfood

May 4th, 2015

Q: What did one elevator say to the other?

A: I think I’m coming down with something!

down

May 1st, 2015

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants!

eggplants

The student news site of Clayton High School
May 2015