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The Comet Pride

March 2015

March 31st, 2015

Q: What dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A thesaurus

thesaurus

March 30th, 2015

Q: What has a bottom at it’s top?

A: A leg!

bottom

March 27th, 2015

Q: Why are babies good at soccer?

A: Because they dribble!

dribble

March 26th, 2015

Q: What kind of flower has lips?

A: Two-lips

twolips

March 25th, 2015

Q: What do farmers do their math with?

A: A cow-culator!

cowculator

March 24th, 2015

Q: Where do bunnies work?

A: IHOP!

iHop

March 23rd, 2015

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling crumby!

crumby

March 20th, 2015

Q: What do you call a large pile of cats?

A: A meowntain!

Photo courtesy of imagekind.com

Photo courtesy of imagekind.com

March 19th, 2015

Q: Why doesn’t a koala count as a bear?

A: It doesn’t meet the koalafications!

koalafications

March 18th, 2015

Q: What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

A: denimdenimdenim

Photo courtesy of mariowiki.com

Photo courtesy of mariowiki.com

March 17th, 2015

Q: What is E.T. short for?

A: He’s got little legs!

e.t.

Photo courtesy of theentertainmentnut.wordpress.com

March 13th, 2015

Q: What goes ‘tick tick woof woof’?

A: A watch dog!

watchdog

March 12th, 2015

Q: What do computers eat as a snack?

A: Microchips!

microchips

March 11th, 2015

Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.

problems

March 10th, 2015

Q: What did the pig say when he was sick?

A: Call the hambulance!

hambulance

March 9th, 2015

Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A: Bare-foot

barefoot

March 6th, 2015

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

sedan

 

The student news site of Clayton High School
March 2015