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The Comet Pride

February 2016

February 29, 2016

Q: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

A: To raise some dough.

yeast

February 26, 2016

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Lack of concentration!

concentration

February 25, 2016

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A:  A garbage truck!

garbagetruck

February 24, 2016

Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?

A: Let’s get crackin!

crackin

February 23, 2016

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs!

honeycomb

February 22, 2016

Q: What does a robot frog say?

A: Rib-bot!

ribbot

February 19, 2016

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite subject?

A: Arrrrt!

arrrrrt

February 18, 2016

Q: What did the cellphone get his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring!

ring

February 17, 2016

Q: Why did the kid put candy under his pillow?

A: He wanted sweet dreams!

sweet

February 16, 2016

Q: What did the penguin say when he walked into the bar?

A: Ow.

ow

February 12, 2016

Q: What do you call an attractive fruit?

A: A fine-apple!

fineapple

February 11, 2016

Q: What do you call an adorable vegetable?

A: A cute-cumber!

cutecumber

February 9, 2016

Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?

A: The meatball

meatball

February 8, 2016

Q: How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?

A: Take away his credit card!

rhinoceros

February 5, 2016

Q: What’s Shrek’s favorite month?

A: Octogre

octogre

February 4, 2016

Q: How much is Velcro worth?

A: Nothing, it’s a rip off!

velcro

February 3, 2016

Q: What did the hamburger name its baby?

A: Patty

patty

February 1, 2016

Q: What kind of shoes to frogs wear?

A: Open-toad!

opentoad

The student news site of Clayton High School
February 2016