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The Comet Pride

February 2015

February 28th, 2015

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it got framed.

framed

February 27th, 2015

Q: What happened to the frog’s car when it broke down?

A: It got toad away.

toad

February 23rd, 2015

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: Put it on my bill!

duck

February 13th, 2015

Q: What did one hair say to the other?

A: It takes two to tangle!

hair

February 12th, 2015

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch

porcupines

February 11th, 2015

Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

A: Fish and ships

nessie

February 10th, 2015

Q: Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?

A: he wasn’t what he was cracked up to be

chicken!456

 

February 9th, 2015

Q: What’s a rebellious teenager’s favorite food? 

A: a turnip

turnip

The student news site of Clayton High School
February 2015