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The Comet Pride

December 2015

December 18, 2015

Q: What do you call Santa when he goes down a lit fireplace?

A: Crisp Kringle!

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December 17, 2015

Q: Who brings presents to police officers?

A: Santa Clues!

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December 16, 2015

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elfabet!

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December 15, 2015

Q: How do snowmen get around?

A: By riding a b-icicle!

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December 14, 2015

Q: What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?

A: You are so last season.

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December 11, 2015

Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite food?

A: Brr-itos!

brritos

December 9, 2015

Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

A: Elf-is Presley!

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December 8, 2015

Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?

A: Nice gnawing you

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December 7, 2015

Q: Who gives presents to baby sharks?

A: Santa Jaws!

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December 4, 2015

Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?

A: A Holly Davidson!

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December 3, 2015

Q: What do you call an elf that sings?

A: A wrapper!

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December 2, 2015

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots?

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December 1, 2015

Q: What do you call people who are scared of Santa Claus?

A: Claus-traphobic!

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The student news site of Clayton High School
December 2015