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The Comet Pride

April 2016

April 29, 2016

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef!

lean

April 28, 2016

Q: Why do pirates make good singers?

A: They always hit the high C’s!

highcs

April 27, 2016

Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

A: Reali-tea.

reality

April 26, 2016

Q: Why are there gates around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in!

dying

April 25, 2016

Q: What’s a cats favorite color?

A: Purrr-ple

purrple

April 22, 2016

Q: Where does the general keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies!

sleevies

April 21, 2016

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear

gummy

April 20, 2016

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop!

porkchop

April 19, 2016

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

pepper

April 18, 2016

Q: What do you call a guy laying on your doorstep?

A: Matt!

matt

April 15, 2016

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?

A: We make perfect cents

cents

April 14, 2016

Q: What do astronauts like to eat?

A: Launch meat!

launchmeat

April 13, 2016

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers!

sneakers
April 12, 2016

Q: What do you call  corn that joins the army?

A: Kernel!

kernel

April 11, 2016

Q: What bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!

puffin

April 8, 2016

Q: What did the old man say right before he kicked the bucket?

A: I wonder how far I can kick that bucket

bucket

April 7, 2016

Q: What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A: A waist of time!

waist

April 6, 2016

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it’s too far to walk!

walk

April 5, 2016

Q: How does Saturn hold up its pants?

A: With an asteroid belt!

asteroid belt

April 4, 2016

Q: How does a frog feel when he breaks his leg?

A: Unhoppy

unhoppy

 

 

The student news site of Clayton High School
April 2016