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The Comet Pride

April 2015

April 30th, 2015

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?

A: Mice Crispies!

mice

April 29th, 2015

Q: Did you hear about the antennas that got married?

A: The wedding was bad, but the reception was great!

reception

April 28th, 2015

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A: A dino-snore!

dinosnore

April 27th, 2015

Q: What do you call a king that is only a foot tall?

A: A ruler!

ruler

April 24th, 2015

Q: Why did the girl put peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

jam

April 23rd, 2015

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?

A: You’re a fun guy!

fungi

April 22nd, 2015

Q: How do trees get on the internet?

A: they log in

log

April 21st, 2015

Q: How do you know if the moon has had enough to eat?

A: When it’s full!

full

April 20th, 2015

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef!

ground

April 17th, 2015

Q: What is a penguin’s favorite food?

A: Ice-bergers

iceberger

April 16th, 2015

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry!

kittyperry

April 15th, 2015

Q: Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?

A: I’d tell you, but there’s no point.

nopoint

April 14th, 2015

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because 7 8 9!

aight

April 13th, 2015

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

investigator

April 10th, 2015

Q: How do amoebas communicate?

A: On their cell phones!

cellphone

April 9th, 2015

Q: How do you talk to a fish?

A: You drop it a line!

line

April 2nd, 2015

Q: How do trains sneeze?

A: A-choo-choo!

a-choo-choo

April 1st, 2015

Q: What kind of bagel can fly?

A: A plain one!

plaine

 

The student news site of Clayton High School
April 2015