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Joke of the Day

May 27, 2016

Q: Why can’t you here a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the ‘P’ is silent!

pterodactyl

May 26, 2016

Q: What hand do you use to pick up a venomous snake?

A: Someone else’s!

handsnake

May 25, 2016

Q: How do you find Will Smith lost in the snow?

A: Look for fresh prints!

prints

May 24, 2015

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

A: A tyrannosaurus wrecks!

wrecks

May 23, 2015

Q: What do you call two guys hanging around a window?

A: Kurt and Rod!

 

May 20, 201 6

Q: What’s a couple’s favorite ride at the fair?

A: A married-go-round!

merried

May 19, 2016

Q: Why don’t cannibals like to eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny!

SILLY

May 18, 2016

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?

A: Take me to your litter.

litter

May 17, 2016

Q: Why did a monkey fall from the sky?

A: It was time for APE-ril showers!

aperil

May 16, 2016

Q: What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?

A: A prince.

prince

May 13, 2016

Q: What does Delaware?

A: Her New Jersey!

delaware

May 12, 2016

Q: How did the barber win the race?

A: He knew a short cut!

shortcut

May 10, 2016

Q: What runs but never walks?

A: Water!

water

May 9, 2016

Q: What’s purple and 5,000 miles long?

A: The grape wall of China!

grapewall

May 6, 2016

Q: What’s smarter than a talking bird?

A: A spelling bee!

bee

May 5, 2016

Q: What is the biggest type of moth?

A: A mammoth!

mamMOTH

May 4, 2016

Q: Why doesn’t the ocean leak?

A: It has seals!

seal

May 3, 2016

Q: What do you call a pet that is also your best friend?

A: A dawg

dawg

May 2, 2016

Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it!

strangle

 

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